it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
Only extra special girls get popsicles, isn’t that right little one?
So is that how you make cherry popsicles not taste so icky?
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I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
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shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
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how will i get guys to notice me if i cant even get teachers to notice my hand in class
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I prayed for what I thought were angels, ended up being ambulances


